Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Kuching-London travelogue.

The time is roughly 6pm Malaysian time, 14th January 2011. I'm all packed and ready to go.


The route was Kch-Sin with SilkAir, then Sin-Lhr with Qantas. It was my first full-fare flights since ages, I'd flown low-cost carriers so often I've almost forgotten what it was like to not have to pay inflated prices for bottled water and instant noodles. So I was pretty excited about this trip.

I'm not an airline connossiuer the way my dad and older brother are (they're aviation fanatics, amongst other things) so I won't be able to give a narrative on which aircraft we're on and what routes which airline flies and who's bought over what company. Unnecessary disclaimer done.



We had free newspapers!!! Kch-Sin was just a short flight but it's still nice to have these little things. Most times I'm just left there with my thoughts and a grubby inflight magazine with the crossword all filled in.

And it just got better....

Food!!! That's not RM4 cup noodles/RM3 oreos!!! Must take a picture. My last fond memories of those aluminium tray covers was years ago, pre-low cost carrier boom. Ok not that long ago but I digress.

In the tray was a rather large chicken puff (I wouldn't call it a curry puff) that was actually quite delectable. Juice, water, coffee...man I'd missed all this.

And it came with metal cutlery! I thought they'd phased these out after 9/11, but there you go. I snuck the spoons into the UK. Would've liked to take the lot, but I didn't want to risk being held up at the pre-departure xray over possession of dangerous objects.

We landed in Changi alright, it was about 10pm when we arrived. Didn't have much time to comb through Changi's awesome capitalist terminals but I managed to explore Terminal 2 properly on my own.


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It was time to board soon. The gate was filled with grumpy looking (probably jet-lagged) angmos headed for London. My parents and I were the only East/Oriental Asians there. There might've been an Indian family or two. Oh England, the great Indian motherland according to Russell Peters.

Now that's what I call a jumbo jet. I may not be able to tell you how many engines a 737 has or identify an A330 from an A320, but I do know the A380 is a big, big deal.

Now here comes the real fun part.....long-haul on full-fare! Yeah baby.

OMAIGODD. A comfort kit! Comes with pillow, blanket, headphones, oral kit and eye covers.

Inflight entertainment! Zomg. I was determined to stay up as much as I could (that helps the jetlag too) and chiong as many movies as I could. Didn't do as many as I'd like. -_-

The A380 has this really cool feature called skycam. There's a camera on the tip of the wing and you can see the view from there. It was really awesome, especially during takeoff.

And we're off!! It was such a pity my controller got jammed during the last 10 minutes of the flight, so I couldn't watch the landing from the skycam. My screen was stuck on Tetris instead.

It's a long journey..

And a long, long, looooong way from home.

But there's still more goodies to come!


And this time, it's foodddd!!!!!! :DD

It was already way past midnight, so I suppose it counts as supper. Airline food has always taken bad rep but I usually don't mind it, terrible or otherwise. Alas, no metal cutlery this time, curses! (mental note to self: fly SilkAir to Kuching (if going back) to swipe cutlery)

I had the fish and rice instead of the beef pasta. I think some part of me wanted to hold on to home a little longer. (I only adjusted the time on my watch a few days later haha.)

According to the menu, the stuff on my tray would be:
-tomato and chickpea salad (didn't see no tomatoes, but chickpeas were awesomesauce)
-seared fish in kung po sauce with fragrant rice and asian greens (lol?)
-banana custard pudding with coconut sauce
-(threw in a bun for good measure, haih these angmos and their breads)

Everything was great, except maybe the veggies which was a little wilted. I absolutely loved the banana pudding and had to tear my gaze away from my neighbours' uneaten puddings T_T I was sitting next to a couple of Brits who incidentally happened to be from Nottingham! We didn't talk much though, they were sleeping most of the time.

I got up and explored the plane for a bit. The A380 has two levels, the upper one belonging to first and business class. There were some steps leading up to it, we sakai all climbed it. They closed it later on though.

I was sitting quite close to the back of the plane, near the snack bar. Yes there is actually a bar where you can help yourself to free flow water, canned drinks, fruit, nuts and cookies. Awesome.


The packs of nuts reminded me of cigarette cartons for some reason.

But you don't really have to even get out of your seat to get a snack (for whatever reason, dinner was filling enough). Sometime after dinner we were given a snack pack and hot chocolate with a marshmallow on top.

And these are the contents of the pack - sweets and biscuits and fruit and water. Mmm.

Well lookie what we have here. A classic favourite. :) I watched
-Despicable Me (so-so, formulatic plot and relies too much on cute factor - bleh)
-an episode pf Big Bang Theory (Sheldon's C-men and too much alcohol lolol)
-The Kids Are Alright (to make an award-winning film, just include lesbians)
-Wild Target (only because Rupert Grint was in it, watched out of pure sadness that they weren't showing Deathly Hallows, stopped halfway because movie was too lame)
-an episode of Mr Bean (the new year/paint job one! Still kickass after all these years)

I should've watched Never Let Me Go instead. Didn't watch as many things as I'd liked for a 14-hour flight. I had about 3 hours of sleep altogether because I kept waking up from the thirst. It was incredibly dry up there, and I'm not usually sensitive to low-moisture conditions.

And we're halfway there! I swear the flight felt much shorter than 14 hours - must be the entertainment. I actually enjoy long-haul flights, provided they're full fare. Low cost carriers...a different thing.

A few hours before landing came my most favourite meal of the day! Brekkieeee. There was either an option of cereal or a hot breakfast. I don't know why anyone would choose the cold over hot breakfast, when 'cereal' was basically a small box of cornflakes and a tiny bottle of milk. Whereas the hot breakfast....

...was a scrumptious feast of sausage, omelette, hash and veggies. The sausage was so good. So was the fruit, yogurt and pastry (called pain au raisin - must be French to have to word 'pain' in it.) I finished every bit.

A few hours after brekkie was touch down. As mentioned earlier my screen was jammed so no skycam view for me. :(

Queuing up at the massive line at immigration for non-UK/EU passports. There were lots of American students in the line, talking in that 'merican drawl. My mum was so worried they'd find some reason to not let me in. We went through fine in the end.

Heathrow's terminal 3 (I think) was pretty small and old - I had been expecting something like JFK or Changi. There were loads of men in suits holding up signs, waiting for people. I presume they are taxi drivers.

Had a quick look at Marks and Spencers there, man I love how in the UK you get things that cost less than a pound. Their currency value is huge.

This is a keyboards from one of the internet terminals (which are not free. Changi 1, Heathrow 0 lol) Notice how the '@' and " keys are switched, and there's a £ instead of #. (click to enlarge) My computer doesn't have the £ sign and I can't remember the ASCII key for it, so it's going to be longhand poundpoundpoundGBP for now. Sigh.

Ben n Jerry's is a bit like the Baskin Robbins of the UK, as evidenced by my studying-in-UK friends who seem to always have endless supplies of it (apparently it goes for half price quite often).

Stepping out of Heathrow for the first time. It was about 10 degrees, quite warm for 6am in a London winter. (It's a high of 6 degrees here as I type -_-)

It was only daylight but my body clock was set to 2-3pm Malaysian time.

My parents' friend picked us up from the airport and drove us to their home, where we stayed at for a few days. I enjoyed London immensely. That'll be the next post. :)


Hello, Britain. At long last, I am finally here. :)

Friday, January 14, 2011

Bye.


The funny thing is, when I come home a year or two or ten later, I know everything will be the same. The arrangement of books and manga, the boxes of old files and notes, the stack of pillows on the age-old mattress, the mess of whatever jewellery I have on the dressing table, the beanbag, everything. Except maybe a layer of dust over everything.

The magnitude of everything - what I'm doing, where I'm going and the sheer distance - is slowly starting to sink in. It's something I've waited for quite a while. The other thing that is slowly sinking in is how much I will miss everything and everyone.

Friday, January 7, 2011

I'm in ur republic, stimulating ur ecomomiezz

I don't know how it happened, but one fine day my brother Tim was casually mentioning how he missed Singapore so I said 'let's go!' And after weeks of deliberation we snapped up the RM2 tickets Tiger was having and...that's how I ended up in Singapore for 3 days. My first trip of the year, if you will.

It was around dinnertime when we arrived so we headed straight to dinner at an Indian 'mamak', in inverted commas because it was clean, have menus with prices and staff that spoke English. But everyone speaks English in Singapore.

We also met up with tjhan since it was the only time he was free. Hung out at his place after. He has a cat. My brother likes cats. So the first picture here shall be that of a cat.


I think her name was Shorty. That or Princess Shorty-something.


Shorty is very lucky because she has an owner who buys cool toys for her. Like this moving-laser-pointer thing that I'm sure has provided hours of entertainment for both pet and owner.

It was good meeting with tjhan after so long. Too bad he's into Starcraft 2 nowadays so we have less in common, except for cats and old figures. Guess we've just grown out of anime. :( Pity I didn't get to see DM, but he's probably too busy working for Mindef and dissecting PS3s.

Next day was Universal Studios day, which I was quite ok about going, no major excitement or anything. I'm an extreme rides person when it comes to theme parks; I'd rather loop the craziest roller coasters than queue up to take pictures with a guy in a suit. Think Six Flags over Disneyland. The park's biggest roller coaster wasn't even open, but going was one of those things you do for the sake of being able to say you've done it. Besides it'll probably be a while before I come round this part of the world again.


Good thing we went after school started or it'll have been swamped.


Universal Studios Singapore is relatively small - but to our advantage it meant being able to finish the round very comfortably within a day. We managed to go on nearly everything. Queues weren't too bad too.


The first ride I got on was the merry-go-round, coincidentally since I always build the merry-go-round first in Roller Coaster Tycoon. Always.


That's Shrek's castle, I think. Had a little but of deja vu at the 4D show, then I remembered I'd just seen it two years ago in the Gold Coast. Still good fun nevertheless.


Part of the fun is succumbing to merchandising. I bought a gingerbread man fridge magnet for my mum who collects them.


Kids buying potions. Reminds me of that Harry Potter theme park that I really want to visit one day, but apparently it's so swamped with people all the time it's no fun.




I think that's were people were taking photos with Shrek. They do pay attention to the details, gotta give it to them. The people who constructed the park, not the tourists.


These girls were good. Couldn't take my eyes off them.


And these guys were even better. Rockafellas, a hip hop dance troupe.


Calling volunteers to do a wave, then some freestylin'. The girl on the left was quite an awesome dancer. The two kids were cute but completely blur.


Sci-fi land would've been awesome if the Battlestar ride had been open. Instead we had the Accelerator, which was a futured-up version of spinning teacups.


Moving on to the Mummy/Ancient Egypt part.


That's some serious abs. And eyeliner.


There was a pretty fast mummy ride. That was probably the fastest ride we got on.


Dinosaur land had the longest queues (100 minutes wut) and the worst puns.


The Waterworld show (BROUGHT TO YOU BY SINGTELLLL) was supposed to be one of the highlights, but just as we were nicely seated and waiting it began to drizzle, so the show was cancelled. A bit of a bummer, but we had some pretty good laughs watching the guys play around with water bazookas pre-show.


And of course, as a non-Singaporean I had to fulfill my obligation to visit the casino...for free! The casino was huge and pretty posh and had cheap food and free drinks. I suppose they want people to stay for a long as possible. They should erect tents and provide sleeping bags. I don't know much about games and the rules and the lure of gambling, but it was still nice to see that some stereotypes still stick, like the archetypical auntie slouching at the slot machines with feet in the air, a cup of tea in hand.


Had dinner at Cafe Cartel, as recommended by my parents who seem to love it a lot. $12-something for this slab of pork ribs (yes porkkk come to Singapore must have pork, not like the wimpy beef ribs they serve in halal KL counterparts) which I shared with my brother. Free bread and water. I know Tony Roma's is supposedly better, but Cartel really isn't half bad and at that price and value I'm sold.

Walked about Plaza Sing after that, incurring massive damage at a manga shop.


This is starting to look more like a guilty pleasure the more I look at it. 4 out of 5 shoujo manga? Shugo Chara for goodness sake. At least there was some Black Lagoon to even things out. 1 Black Lagoon = 4 shoujo manga, yes it's that awesome. Still haven't opened them yet, I can't choose. I guess I'll go for Ouran first. Or maybe Black Lagoon. Or Shugo 8. Gah.

Brekkie the next day was some famous mee pok nearby. Then it was hunt-for-stuff time. Ambled around some malls and all. Checked out Funan first for techie stuff. Fate had us stepping into a figure shop (well more so my brother but anyway) where I saw an insanely solid Harry Potter chess set going for a whooping $2500. Lunch was ramen at Santouka, serving up the best ramen I've ever had.


Mixed soup set, something like $17 for a main, a side salad and a small salmon rice bowl. Shared with bro again, because he eats like a mouse (and hence is a skinny bitch) and I wanted to save room for dessert. This ramen was delicious in many ways, from the perfectly done boiled egg to the lovely springy noodles to the soup that was so deeply tasty I cannot even begin to describe it. And I'm not even started on the don.

Bro wanted to check out Moe Moe Kyun but it turned out his sources never mentioned it was a one-off promotion in December. We ended up going to another maid cafe, this one I'd never heard of called Cawaii Koohi (terrible name I know, having 'kawaii' in any shop name is atrocius but with bastartized spelling?)(it literally means 'cute coffee' btw) back in Funan.

As per maid cafes, we weren't allowed to take pictures of the place or the maids because they want to suck more money out of you (by making you pay $25 per polaroid picture with the maids). We were greeted with a hearty chorus of 'okaerinasai goshujin sama ojousama' by the girls as we walked in so that was good.


One of the maids came over to help us select stuff from the menu. They were all cute and meido-ish (coughahliancough) and pleasant enough. I was in full dessert mode so we got the brownie and ice cream and a cake to share.


This.

Was easily the worst brownie I've ever eaten. It was more like a cookie. A thick slab of cookie I tried to eat with a spoon. Still, ice cream is ice cream. Can't go wrong. I finished the whole thing because on principle I try to finish all my food if possible (the whole don't-waste-calories-on-bad-food thing really doesn't work for me) and besides it was $12.80, and that was the 'promotional price'. Cannot waste! :/


The cake was recommended by our meido and thankfully fared much better. Good thing too; it was nearly $10. Still, everything was pretty pricey, but you don't go into a maid cafe for good food and value, damnit. T_T

There was a wall where customers could doodle on small pieces of paper and stick em on the wall. A lot of them had pretty good anime drawings on them, wouldn't be surprised if the entire wall had dA acounts.


We left our mark. :D

And after that we went round Bugis Street (wish I had more time there) and Sim Lim where my bro dragged us round a million times. Finally got myself some earphones - my old ones from 2006 were whacked out since 2009 and I never got myself a new pair.


I'm using it now to listen to old mp3s and soundtracks. Feels good man. Yoko Kanno, Yui, Lifehouse etc, how I've missed you. The thing about my ears is I can't use normal earphones or in-ear types because they keep dropping out of my ears, quite literally. Maybe I have oddly shaped ear inlets and canals.

Dinner was a family affair with my Uncle. We had a simple home-cooked meal that was so welcome. Been eating out a lot lately, even before we came to Singapore. My uncle brought us around a bit.


This was taken from the Marina Barrage, lovely view and wind. Went up Vivo City to have an outside view of Sentosa and then a drive down Orchard. The Christmas lights were not switched on anymore but Orchard was still the same. And entire road dedicated to mostly high-end shops, where there is practically nothing to do but shop and spend. Capitalism at its peak, I damn well should know. *sings tanah tumpahnya dompetkuuuuu~~* At least I'm not hunting down four-figure price tag handbags.


Brekkie on the last day (today actually gosh) was Singapore bakuteh, which is quite different from the KL variety. Shared a bowl because I was saving up for other things and it was pretty late in the morning. $5.50 a bowl, another 50 cents for rice. It was actually good rice they used, not the usual cheap rice they serve up in Malaysian food courts and hawker places. The soup however, while decent, merely tasted like peppered pork soup. Give me the Klang delicacy any time.


Before heading up to the airport (or rather budget terminal) we dropped by Cathay for lunch at Astons. I've eaten there before. Astons was once a hawker place with exceptionally good food. It went on to become a proper cafe, but still keeping relatively low, hawkerish prices.


Honestly, for the portions and quality at those prices, they have a repeat customer in me any day.


They're also famous for their affordable grade 6 wagyu steaks at $37 with two sides. Quality, value, it's all there at Astons. Man I sound like a radio ad. I had a grilled salmon with 2 sides for $12.90. Awesome way to end the trip.

Other spoils:

Psedo-croc-pumps going on sale, $12.90 at Liang Court, while bro was trying to figure out where the hell Moe Moe Kyun was lol. They're pretty comfy, but I still got a few blisters walking from plane to gate to baggage etc. Needs some breaking into.


Leftie scissors from the $2 shop, said gingerbread man and um batteries. Random stuff.


A very kind donation from tjhan who was happy to clear out old things to make room in his err room. My younger brother is having fun with them as I type.

Just realized I'd been in Singapore nearly every year since 2006. In 06 it was a family holiday, that was the first time I actually had any conscious memory of the place. In 2008 I went down for the very first AFA with Eichi. In 2009 I went down for a weekend because my parents happened to be there, just a few weeks before my sem 4 summatives (wow feels like ages ago). In 2010 I went again, after EOS5. And now this, barely a week into the new year. I seem to have a thing for Singapore. Which could be just as well. ^^


Till next time.